Image showing a writing book and a quill

Decided what to
Call boy pushing back bully
Called him Ambulance.

My Google speaker is apparently adept at telling me very bad jokes. I am equally adept at turning them into very bad haiku.

You didn’t think I made this golddust up, did you?

Author: Mister Bump UK

Designed/developed large IT systems, interrupted by a stroke in 2016, aged 48. Now mix development of health-related software with voluntary work and writing. Married, with an estranged daughter.

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    1. It’s mostly thanks to Google. Google will tell a bunch on jokes which, or course, are suitable for all ages. The kind of things we might have found amusing, aged 5. And they are great fodder to share with friends, even now. I just turned a couple into haiku.


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