Image showing a writing book and a quill

Decided what to
Call boy pushing back bully
Called him Ambulance.

My Google speaker is apparently adept at telling me very bad jokes. I am equally adept at turning them into very bad haiku.

You didn’t think I made this golddust up, did you?

Author: Mister Bump UK

Designed/developed IT systems in finance, but had a stroke in 2016, aged 48. Returned to developing mainly health-related software from home, plus some voluntary work. Married, with a grown-up, left-home daughter.

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    1. It’s mostly thanks to Google. Google will tell a bunch on jokes which, or course, are suitable for all ages. The kind of things we might have found amusing, aged 5. And they are great fodder to share with friends, even now. I just turned a couple into haiku.


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