inspired by Fandango’s One Word Challenge (FOWC) of 29 June 2021, impervious.
A briny old sea dog called Bruce,
On a voyage, found he’d trouble to douche,
Mixed with soap bar impervious,
His skin soon became scurveyous,
And he found all his teeth became loose.

🤣🤣 Poor Bruce, he should have had the Forsyth to use Dove!
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Think he could have done with some kindness, teah!
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😂
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Alas the fate of all seamen without a few oranges! Nice one, Pete!
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This was quite well written 😂
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Praise indeed!
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