inspired by Fandango’s One Word Challenge (FOWC) of 14 March 2021, direction.
A real baudy one today, so please, skip me if you might be offended. I thought it was hilarious. I ran it by a friend who also thought it was funny, so I’m gonna run with it. I can get away with these every now and again, right?
Still here? You asked for it!
There once was a fellow called Fred,
Was so hunky, he made women spread,
But his secret affection,
Lay in other direction,
And he shacked up with Jason instead
Mister Bump 
Aw, no! You randy dewd. And what a turn at the end. Love it. (Geeze that sounds so trite.)
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Funny Pete. I was expecting much lewder after the intro!
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“spread” spooked me
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😂Haha!
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I didn’t see the end coming. Sorry not sorry for the pun.
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I was reluctant to let it go as-is, but when I tried to clean it up, it had the effect of watering it down some. I figured that as long as I gave fair warning, if people didn’t like it they could just pass by. I suspect most of us don’t care, once in a while.
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exactly
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hee hee I thought it was pretty funny! 🙂
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good, glad you liked it. It felt amusing but people often don’t appreciate my version of humor
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Whatever floats your boat, I guess.
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Oh, gold! Love it.
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glad you enjoyed it. Knew you’d find it funny but was very hesitant because of “spread”.
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Yes, unfortunately have to be careful. But really, ‘spread’?!? That is exactly what happens, isn’t it?
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I am a prude, what can I say? Spread feels like I am writing porn!
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I get that. But it’s still true 🤣
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💙
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