
New Year’s Resulution – lose weight,
As I finished the last Atfer Eight,
I am feeling unfit,
And my trousers have split,
But please put some more fries on my plate.

New Year’s Resulution – lose weight,
As I finished the last Atfer Eight,
I am feeling unfit,
And my trousers have split,
But please put some more fries on my plate.
‘My diet starts tomorrow!’ (And it will be chocolate-based)
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Hahaha!! very timely… I bet a lot of us can relate!
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Laugh out loud funny (again) !
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bet it was when my pants split.
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😂
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First: timing. Second: portions. Third: frequency. Fifth: quality. Sixth: exercise. After that I forget and start to really feel dislike for naturally “skinny” people.
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those chocolates sound way more attractive!
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Lol! Much like me.
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Woke up in a dope
Feel prone to mope
The vision is perfectly clear
Reading the news
My present views
Disaster is frighteningly near
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