Fandango’s Flash Fiction Challenge #99

Prompt image for the Fandango's Flash Fiction prompt

For Fandango’s Flash Fiction Challenge #99, where we write about this photo from Frantisek_Krejci at Pixabay.

You’re joking?

I shit you not. They buy the phone at $1000, comes with this gizmo, then they lose the bloody thing and come into my shop, looking for a replacement. And, most of them haven’t got a clue about electronics, so I just buy them, unbranded, off the market, put them in a new wrapper which says “iPhone compatible” on it, then sell them on.

And they cost you?

Oooh, I picked the last batch up at around 70c each.

And you sell them for?

$49.95. Plus $5 packing. But, you know, I got expenses on top. I have to get this funky packaging printed up…

Suckers.

Author: Mister Bump UK

Designed/developed IT systems for banks, but had a stroke in 2016, aged 48. Returned to developing from home, plus do some voluntary work. Married, with a grown-up, left-home daughter.

6 thoughts on “Fandango’s Flash Fiction Challenge #99”

  1. I love these iphone adverts where I can get the latest model for ‘only’ £35 a month on a 3 year contract. Hang on, that’s 420 x 3. Erm £1,260. That can’t be right. Can it?

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