inspired by Fandango’s One Word Challenge (FOWC) of 7 December 2020, body.
My husband, habitually berate,
For he’s ended up quite overweight,
When I toyed with his nipple,
It started a ripple,
Which then took half an hour to abate.
Fat Cat
Mister Bump
My "bump" was in 2016 when, aged 48, I suffered a stroke. This blog charts my recovery. (Header clipart licensed by pngguru.com.)
Mister Bump 
Not funny, so why did I laugh out loud so? First thing in the morning. Shame on me. Clever write.
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I agree. Laugh out loud funny!
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😂😂😂
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This is definitely so funny! Thanks for making me laugh.
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Good, I hope your week’s started well.
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The limerick master strikes again! Hilarious my friend. Made me think of Homer Simpson’s belly when the doctor tests him for obesity.
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Do you know, that is exactly who I was thinking of!
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Oh, ha! Well that shows you did an amazing job of it.
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That guy is a big bruiser.
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I did wonder… if you had that kind of bod, would you want your photo on Pexels? And there was a raft of photos up there.
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No, I don’t think I would.
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Well that’s kind of gross. XD Good write!
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I know, just that “ripple” – eugggggh 🤣
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