Our granny was randy old sod,
Which hastened her meeting with God,
While bedding her lover,
His partner discovered,
And beat granny to death with a cod!
Okay, it might have been a rod, but I thought it more amusing that she was dealt her mortal blow by a fish!
There’s some more of this nonsense here:
Mister Bump 
What a fishy way to meet your maker 😀
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They’re not having much luck, really.
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I laughed a lot at this one.
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Brill!
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