for Fandango’s One Word Challenge (FOWC), arrest. An extra helping of nonsense today!
Got drunk celebrating a sale,
Arrested and thrown into jail,
The morning arrived,
And our prisoner cried,
“I’m afraid I still feel pretty frail”.
Fandango’s One Word Challenge (12 November 2020)
I feel like celebrating like this when I manage a single book sale. Not ended up in prison yet though.
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Maybe after 2 book sales? 🤣
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Now you’re in dreamland!!🤣
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Actually, I’m interested. You self-publish, right? I was thinking of doing that, when I’ve got maybe 100 decent poems. The important thing is no initial outlay, but I’m not fussed how much money it makes. When I looked, Kindle seemed ideal. But I suspect a lot of people have the same idea…
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Yep, Kindle is ideal and costs nothing. The hard part is really getting the word out, competing in an over-crowded market and trying to advertise it. But if you’re not too concerned about making money and are happy with just a few folk having a read, then go for it.
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Haha! This is hilarious
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Great poem 😂😂
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You’re very funny, Pete.
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That’s what my wife says! Except I’m normally naked at the time.
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😝
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Haha!
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I also want to celebrate a sale! And yes, want to get drunk again…
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The last time I got really, really drunk was when I told my mates that my wife was pregnany. I used to have a weakness for Irish whiskey and these guys bought me triples! Daughter was 21 a few months back!
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Oh that was a long time ago.. good for you! What an awesome way to celebrate!
Me? Last time was in 2008 when I had an anaphylactic shock from one of the drinks I’ve taken that night.
That was the last time I had a drink until 2016 when an apple flavored beer came about and I just had to taste it… just a bottle, didn’t get drunk… not missing the headache! Haha
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There were a spate of fruit-flavoured ciders out here a few years ago, they were very pleasant but you could get drunk without really realising you were drinking alcohol. But I tend to think of them all as full of sugar now so avoid except for special occasions.
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I know. I have experienced that with gin and pineapple combo. It tastes so good; I had one too many… It made me throw up for days. Yes, they’re too much sugar…
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