Reading responses to Fandango’s Provocative Question yesterday, it has become apparent that several bloggers do indeed enjoy awards.
Therefore I have decided to inaugurate a new award of my own. I am going to call it Mister Bump’s Award for Really Superlative Efforts. Because it’s not where you end up that counts, it’s the effort you put in to get there.
I do, however, realise that this is something of a mouthful, so I will probably refer to it by its acronym instead, ARSE.
While I will, of course, be on the lookout for outstanding blogs, you should be aware that I will not give up my ARSE lightly.
So watch out, dear reader, here I come! And, by the way, if you think your blog comes up to scratch (my ARSE), and you would like a piece of my ARSE, please leave a comment below. Your blog will be entered into a draw and at 5PM on 31st December, 2020, all entries will be thrown away.
Mister Bump 
Loveeeeeeee it! Ingenious……I would not have expected anything less…lol
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I realised it should be the Award for Superlative Scribes for my American friends!
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Brilliant, be a bit of a bummer to win it though 😂
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Beautiful. And now, with a fresh cup of coffee… Thanks
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Oh pick me, Pete, pick me! 😂
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Alright, buddy, you’re in the draw.
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👍
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You made my morning! Any humor is needed after waking up to the way things are going these days, thank you!
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Uh, damn.
Betwixt you and Marilyn, I may never offer another award to ANYONE… I’s scared now. LOL. A.R.S.E. huh? Would one make an ass of oneself if one did participate? I suspect so…
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On thecontrary, anybody who did participate could join a very exclud
sive club, the ARSEs.
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Plus I’m not sure anyone would want to receive a nomination… because that would mean they had been fingered!
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ha ha ha ha
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Let me first start off by confessing that the first time that I saw your header clipart, I thought that you were Mr. Bum (you are a little private with your p!) And now you have very generously instituted the ARSE Award 😉 Quick question – is there a booty to go with it?
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I was thinking of sending a virtual trophy to people, which they could kiss it if they felt the urge 🤣
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Oh bugger I have just seen
The offer of your ARSE
Too late he cried (and pissed off too)
Methinks ’twas just a farce……
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who me? 🤣
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