inspired by Fandango’s One Word Challenge (FOWC) of 24 February 2021, retreat.
As it turned out, her date was from hell,
When she sniffed out an unpleasant smell,
From his odorous feet,
She bid hasty retreat,
And it took her a week to get well.
Lidies, did you meet this guy? 🤣


Thankfully not 😅
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I thought chronic foot smell was a myth. 😉 No footsie with this one, then.
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I remember we could not understand why my daughter’s feet smelled so much! Shoes were banished to the porch and we insisted she had a bath!
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You have definitely cornered a niche market with your funny limericks! Keep them coming. Edward Lear is looking down on you and applauding!
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Well done.
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Hahahaha! That’s hilarious. I bet a good few people have been on a date and had similar issues lol. NIce one, Pete!
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