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My "bump" was in 2016 when, aged 48, I suffered a stroke. This blog charts my recovery. (Header clipart licensed by pngguru.com.)

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Category: Poetry

clipart image of thunder and lightning
4 December, 202014 February, 2023 Mister Bump UK

The Path of Least Resistance

Photo of a potter modelling clay on a wheel.
3 December, 202028 August, 2021 Mister Bump UK

Ceramic Panic

Clipart showing a portrait of an old grannie
3 December, 202014 February, 2023 Mister Bump UK

Kipper Killer

Photo on a snowscape, with a man in the foreground and a mountain in the background.
2 December, 202028 August, 2021 Mister Bump UK

Break A Leg

Clipart showing the face of an old grandpa. He is bald but has a bushy white beard
2 December, 202014 February, 2023 Mister Bump UK

Choo Chooooooooo

Clipart image of feet soaking in a tub.
1 December, 202028 August, 2021 Mister Bump UK

Take a Break

Jokey clipart of a women wearing a bride's dress
1 December, 202014 February, 2023 Mister Bump UK

Lucky Escape

30 November, 202028 August, 2021 Mister Bump UK

Expectations

Clipart image of a whale
30 November, 202014 February, 2023 Mister Bump UK

Holy Mackerel

Clipart of a grave. The words RIP are on the tombstone
29 November, 202014 February, 2023 Mister Bump UK

Double Whammy

Clipart image of a man's arm. The arm is very muscular and appears to be striking something with a hammer.
29 November, 202014 February, 2023 Mister Bump UK

Ouch

Dead fish, layered in rows as if in a fish shop
28 November, 202028 August, 2021 Mister Bump UK

Any Nibbles Today?

Image showing a writing book and a quill
28 November, 202028 August, 2021 Mister Bump UK

Strength

27 November, 202028 August, 2021 Mister Bump UK

Skewed

Ohoto of an attractive woman in a bar. Her expression appears secuctive.
27 November, 202028 August, 2021 Mister Bump UK

Will She Won’t She?

photo of a child's toy. The toy has exaggerated nose and ears and is wearing something akin to a dunce's hat.
26 November, 202028 August, 2021 Mister Bump UK

D for Distinguished

26 November, 202028 August, 2021 Mister Bump UK

Get those Juices Flowing

26 November, 202028 August, 2021 Mister Bump UK

Pardon Me

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