Why did the belt go to jail?
It held up a pair of pants.
A Spoonful of Sugar
Why did the belt go to jail?
It held up a pair of pants.
Mister Bump
My "bump" was in 2016 when, aged 48, I suffered a stroke. This blog charts my recovery. (Header clipart licensed by pngguru.com.)
Mister Bump 
Haha. A good old Dad joke.
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That one is a head shaker, but I laughed!
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Yeah, pants is probably very British. Trousers?
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Ha, we use pants and I thought Brits said trousers? We rarely use (the word) trousers these days, although, I am considered old, what do I know?
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Trousers or pants, people here will know what you mean. I guess trousers is used more formally. Underwear pants are commonly just undies. Boxers maybe but that’s more specifically boxer shorts. Then of course there are the speedos!
My mum even wore “slacks”, back in the day. They were pants too, I guess the nearest equivalent was sweatpants, but that word’s never used these days.
In my twenties, we had two phrases – “pants” (which meant bad (crap bad)) and “the pants” (good). Don’t get confused 🙂
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Ha! Too funny Pete! 😂
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😀 haha!
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