When do you stop at green, and go at red?
When you’re eating a watermelon.
A Spoonful of Sugar
Mister Bump
My "bump" was in 2016 when, aged 48, I suffered a stroke. This blog charts my recovery. (Header clipart licensed by pngguru.com.)
When do you stop at green, and go at red?
When you’re eating a watermelon.
Mister Bump 
Ah yes….
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Oldies but goodies. Or perhaps not.
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Oldies but goodies.
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haha – old one but still good. Thanks for posting these funnies. My husband likes to tell jokes to the grocery store workers when he goes (like every day) and he tells them these you post sometimes. 🙂
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Sounds like he needs the book I’m using – of Dad Jokes. They’re so bad, they’re good
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Those are the best kind! Yes, he has a whole shelf full of joke books, and even asks me to find more jokes online sometimes. 🙂
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you had me laughing so hard! ❤
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