
Inspired by Fandango’s One-Word Challenge (FOWC) of 15 July 2023, newfangled.
A learned old man, who’d a stammer,
Was impractical, but tops at grammar,
He went terribly pale,
Tried to bash in a nail,
Alas used his new phone as a hammer,


Inspired by Fandango’s One-Word Challenge (FOWC) of 15 July 2023, newfangled.
A learned old man, who’d a stammer,
Was impractical, but tops at grammar,
He went terribly pale,
Tried to bash in a nail,
Alas used his new phone as a hammer,

Who ya gonna call? Phonebusters! 🤣
Morning, Pete.
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My daughter once threw her phone onto the floor, to impress her friends how rugged it was. It broke. Morning Nancy.
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🙄 🤦🏼♀️
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Brilliant!
Have a lovely Saturday 💙
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I am, thank you, despite July rains!
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😉🙏🤗
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hahaha! Thats £1500 nailed then! Great limerick, well done.
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Hiya Mason
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Hello, how are you?
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I’m good. Working ft now, very li ited time for WP. You?
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Same. I started a little wood working business building planters and animal houses and it keeps me pretty busy most days. I find the odd hour for WP and writing but I’m so much happier for being in the woodshop now.
Well done on getting the full time job, my friend.
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I relegated writing to weekends but even then, things compete. I cleaned the wooden floor in the lounge last weekend, and the floors in the kitchen, bathroom and tiolet today.
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Agreed, life has to come first doesn’t it. Writing is for in between when there is nothing else to be done. So rewarding to have a clean home isn’t it.
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The poor phone! 😀
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Oh wow, sympathy for a phone! Hi Shirley.
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🤣🤣was it a nokia
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Not a good idea!
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heehee
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The ultimate nightmare! Thanks for this little giggle during a tough day 😊
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I know what you mean. Mine was productive, though. I managed to get a job 3 months ago working from home, so had that to do. But there are, like, aillion things to do around here as the place was neglected for so long. Last year my wife and I split up, not so bad except it means I have to do everything myself. Anyway, I have been repairing doors this evening.
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Eek not the phone!
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Expensive disconnection indeed 😂
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