
Inspired by Fandango’s One-Word Challenge (FOWC) of 25 January 2023, promote.
Did I say? Ladies I’m quite a catch,
Six foot, chiselled, distinguished brown thatch,
Give my biceps a squeeze,
You’ll go weak at the knees,
Just don’t mention my penchant to scratch.

🤣🤣
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🙂
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I think I’d put up with some indiscreet scratching for a brown thatch like that 😉 brilliantly funny as always!
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It’s all real,you know! Just in different places!
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TMI! 😆
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Wishful thinking! I just settle for rthe scratch!
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Not my thinking, or wish. 😆
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He’s got a girlfriend now!😁
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Who is it?
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She’s an Argentinian actress Alba
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Lol! Love it Pete! ❤
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Hiya Shirley. That’s all me, ‘cept the lumps are in different places!
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Oops 😂
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