When I dated a woman called Sash,
It was brilliant, then suddenly crashed,
When our ardour arose,
We took off all our clothes,
And she sadly discovered my rash!
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Mister Bump
My "bump" was in 2016 when, aged 48, I suffered a stroke. This blog charts my recovery. (Header clipart licensed by pngguru.com.)
Mister Bump 
is this the correct place to use the words “disgustingly awful” 🤣🤣
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you think that’s disgusting?
It was not at a time of my choosing,
We’d got frisky and ready for schmoozing,
When she stripped down, invited,
And I joined her, excited,
What a time for my spots to start oozing!
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😂😂
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HAHAHA x 2!!
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Ouch 😳
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😂 Haven’t heard that song in ages. 🤣 Funny post and pairing.
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I used to love Cameo.
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Me too. Made me laugh remembering dancing to them at clubs. Word up!
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I hope it wasn’t contagious!
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Good one 🙂 but someone is obsessed with rashes!! tsk tsk
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The most subtle way of describing something extremely distasteful.
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