The Single Life

Clipart image of an oversized woman.

When I dated a woman called Sash,
It was brilliant, then suddenly crashed,
When our ardour arose,
We took off all our clothes,
And she sadly discovered my rash!


    • you think that’s disgusting?

      It was not at a time of my choosing,
      We’d got frisky and ready for schmoozing,
      When she stripped down, invited,
      And I joined her, excited,
      What a time for my spots to start oozing!

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