inspired by Fandango’s One Word Challenge (FOWC) of 1 November 2022, prison.
Getting married, I wouldn’t endorse,
For my wife and I rowed until hoarse,
Without reason, it seems,
She ate all the ice cream,
I said “Darlin’. I want a divorce”
Provoked
Mister Bump
My "bump" was in 2016 when, aged 48, I suffered a stroke. This blog charts my recovery. (Header clipart licensed by pngguru.com.)
Mister Bump 
🍦 that’s serious ~ I’d leave her tout de suite
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😂😂
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She’s history!
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I’d say she’s Phish Food!
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That’s fighting talk!
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That’d do it alright.
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That’ll learn her!
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Ice cream, yep a worthy reason for a divorce
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Oooh I think I hit a nerve with all you women out there!
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Never come between a woman and her “scream”! 🍨
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you said I’d find your Achilles Heel! I think I just did!
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Hahahaha, what a Chunky Monkey situation!
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One of my faves
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Mine, too!
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Can’t get it here any more.
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Yeah, I haven’t seen it for a while either 😕
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