inspired by Fandango’s One Word Challenge (FOWC) of 18 October 2022, ignore.
Eighteenth party, I’d grown from a cub,
Mum had hired out the local golf club,
Got a flea in her ear,
When no guests appeared,
‘Cos we’d all headed down to the pub.
Eighteen is the current child-to-adult birthday here and is the age in the UK when one can legally buy alcohol.
Mister Bump 
I think that would annoy any wanna-be party planner! 🙂
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The bit about the golf club was just a convenient rhyme but it is true about my mum. She spent her whole life planning things for people, then being disappointed when they didn’t just fall in.
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As any 18 year old boy would do 🍻
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Hic
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That made me laugh 😂
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Made me cry 🤣
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Got a flea in her ear catchy
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Do you have that phrase there?
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Nope which is why I think it’s catchy 😂👍
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