inspired by Fandango’s One Word Challenge (FOWC) of 5 October 2022, belittle.
Well, this beauty queen dropped me a crumb,
On her arm, we went out, I’m struck dumb,
We met up with her mates,
Who said “Who is your date?”,
She just pinched out her finger and thumb.
🤏
Mister Bump 
Liking your limericks; refreshing change of pace and funny, too. Very clever write! 👌🏼
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Thanks Nancy. I like them; they wake my brain first thing.But as for you – you’re a bloody insomniac!
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Hope it’s just a temporary thing; don’t go putting the malocchio on me! 🤘🏼
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I hope this isn’t biographical.
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I’ve never been out with a beauty queen in my life. Misk!
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I was thinking the same thing Misky
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I was a lot of bad things in my teens, but in some ways I was lucky since I got it out of my system early. The last time I was truly drunk was the night I told my mates that Mrs B was pregnant. That was a triple whiskeys night! I was not good the next day, and Mrs B was not impressed.
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Yes the older I get the less I can drink. I haven’t been smashed in 21 years. Two glasses of wine now and I’m plowed 😁
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Same. Enjoy iy more, though.
But J said one of the pubs in the village was selling single gin and tonic for $10, so not missing much!
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Drinks are sooo expensive now! A cocktail here is like $12 to $14 😱
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It’e enough to make you stay home! Seriously.
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Yes I agree and I was never one to bar hop although in my twenties I did club hop as a twenty year old 😁🎉
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Y I had a phase which ended pretty much mid-twenties. When in NYC I went into Greenwich Village a lot, just because certainly before we got to know the place, there was not much else to do to socialise.
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Wow what an experience that must have been!
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Yeah but something we grow out of.
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Quite funny!
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Thanks Bridgette
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