inspired by Fandango’s One Word Challenge (FOWC) of 5 September 2022, comparable.
To get car to go fast as it could,
Dick stuck jet engine under the hood,
Went like shit off a shovel,
But he got into trouble,
When he found out his brakes weren’t so good.
Mister Bump 
Ha!!!!
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A case of jumping into a new idea without thinking it through completely……
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At what speed does shit accellerate off a shovel? 😂 Must’ve been horse shit.
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Dog shit pretty quick too!
I was inspired by a Darwin Award story I once heard for this. Guy builds this jet-powered supercar but ended up driving it into a mountain cos he couldn’t steer/stop.
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I image his last words were along the line of “Shit” also.
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😂👍
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