inspired by Fandango’s One Word Challenge (FOWC) of 13 July 2022, junk.
Every day, you get half of my wit,
No doubt hoping that one day I’ll quit,
As I think of new endings,
There’s just no point pretending,
I’m amazed you’re still reading this shit.
Mister Bump 
No, no! Your stuff is brilliant, I love it!
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Very funny rhyme
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Grazie, Raffa
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I like low wit, with me it’s quite a hit 😊
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Well like I’d say to your face, you’re in the right place!
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Stop the flannel it’s not the right channel 😂
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😂😂😂
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Oh dear I set you both off.
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😁
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😂. We’re going to give Mr Bump a run for his money, we’re all getting quite funny
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I’m laughing, for sure,
My head fell on the floor.
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I’ll call the doctor real quick, I hope he ain’t a p*ick
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What fun that would be!! 😂😁
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I like a hit of shit……
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Does the other half get stored in a survival kit?
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Marvelously and wittily spot-on. You got us pegged one-and-all, but ain’t nobody noway gonna strop reading…
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I never get tired of this shit!
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I’ll always be reading 😊🖤
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Ha! If I didn’t know you better I’d say you were a little charmer!
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That’s me 😊😉🖤
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It is amazing isn’t it? 😆
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ha! most excellent, Pete!
I wrote one a while back on a similar theme:
The greatest poets can make do without prose,
for they vast worlds in flowing poems compose.
Whereas I’m of weak stuff;
these threadbare lines ain’t enough
to draw truths from my depths; and it shows…
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slightly more decorum 🙂
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true, but same sentiment!
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LOL!!! 😂
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