inspired by Fandango’s One Word Challenge (FOWC) of 23 June 2022, endeavour.
Well, I thought I was onto a winner,
I invited this girl out to dinner,
Though I tried to look cool,
Got found out by my drool,
As she left early, half an inch thinner.
Impressions
Mister Bump 
Not a cook, I gather 🙄
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Cooking is for wimps!
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Omophagist, eh? (burp)
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No I like omelets
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Do your chickens fly? Seriously.
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No none of them ever did. But I know someone whose flew, she clipped their wings. I wouldn’t have wanted to do that, so I’m glad it never happened.
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We saw a chicken on a house roof today. I’ve never seen that before.
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ours could land comfortably if we dropped them but not fly. Mind you, I suspect it depends on how much they weigh.
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And chefs
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