inspired by Fandango’s One Word Challenge (FOWC) of 28 May 2022, locate.
A gardener who hailed from Montrose,
Found that greenfly infested his rose,
Saw the poor bush was riddled,
So despairing, he piddled,
And won first prize in several shows.
Very late today. Been backing up my computer and only just got online.
And please, if you take this as gardening advice… just be careful the neighbours don’t see you!
Mister Bump 
My grandfather also did this on his rhubarb.
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I used to do it on the edge of the garden to ward off badgers. Didn’t work! After dark, mind!
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For Grandad it was a necessity because he couldn’t make it all the way to the khazi. 😂
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Happens all the time in Montrose 😉🖤
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Bet it stinks!
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Beautiful gardens though! 😉🖤
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It’s meant to work wonders 😊
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I got what the limerick means from these comments so much appreciated 😁
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