Into pub the dog went at a trot,
At the bar, Grandpa ordered a tot,
But just a minute or two,
Grandpa needed the loo,
“Guard my whiskey”, he told his mascot.
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This limerick may not make much sense on its own, but is the latest in a series. The others may be found here.
Mister Bump 
My dog once ate a whole block of butter when I turned my back. I can well imagine what that whippet is going to do! 😂
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Me too!
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a tot?
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Or a shot. Same thing.
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👌
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Good choice grandpa!
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Mascot? Is that a name, I wonder 😂
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you never know 🙂
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I have a feeling we just left a wolf guarding the sheep. 🙂
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