Clipart image of an old man with a cane

Into pub the dog went at a trot,
At the bar, Grandpa ordered a tot,
But just a minute or two,
Grandpa needed the loo,
“Guard my whiskey”, he told his mascot.


This limerick may not make much sense on its own, but is the latest in a series. The others may be found here.


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