Grandpa’s missus was now seeing stars,
So he bundled her into the car,
Massive bruise on her head,
And a dodgy right leg,
They spent ten hours down in ER.
This limerick may not make much sense on its own, but is the latest in a series. The others may be found here.
Mister Bump 
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well waddya know – ☹️
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Social services pay a visit, perchance?
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10 hours. Ambulances are ramped longer than that here ☹️
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Same here. Most people don’t need the emergency services, so don’t give a shit. They’d sooner pay less tax.
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The week before our election 3 people died because of ramping. The opposition won by a landslide 🙁
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Luckily she has a left leg to stand on.
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Interesting turn of events
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Poor old Grandpa is gonna face a while looking after the kids.
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You’ve created like a three series show here you do know what a captive audience you have 😁👍
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I know how much time you must have to spare 😀
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Well I’m behind this week but I devote loads of time to grandpas daily adventures 😁
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The pressure not to disappoint!
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😁
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Only ten hours!
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Don’t worry, she’s not done yet.
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😂
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