inspired by Fandango’s One Word Challen3e (FOWC) of 20 March 2022, crotchetty.
My mate had to work late, earn his crust,
Arrived home, missus reeled in disgust,
Since, in spite of his ruse,
He reeked strongly of booze,
And he finished the evening concussed
Mister Bump 
mouth freshner is the answer for him
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aw, man, it’s like they have radar! Mouth freshener… good luck 🤣🤣🤣
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this is what no experience does to people like me 🤣
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actually, this is where driving is good. Knowing you have to drive that last leg home discouages you from drinking.
Did you know that in the City of London – just the business district – pubs close at, like, 8PM. Just because the place has drained of people by them. And they don’t open at weekends at all.
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Good plan!
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Got what he deserved then 🙄
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…she’d sussed! 😂
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a tad suspicious.
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Definitely.
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If you’re a heavy drinker it comes out of the pores lol… She must have been strong because drunks usually do
not get hurt badly because they are unaware and do not brace for the onslaught. Ah… one must pay the price of the deed.
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BLAMMO good Limerick, Bumpster. Thanks.
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I’m glad you enjoyed it.
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