As the two then met each other’s gaze,
Seemed like no-one else there in the haze,
Just like nothing else mattered,
But the moment was shattered,
And his missus crashed in, in a craze.
This limerick may not make much sense on its own, but is the latest in a series. The others may be found here.
f*** me, this is better than Neighbours, isn’t it? And far lower budget!
Mister Bump 
This guy is a walking catastrophe. 😂
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You noticed?
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I’m losing my affection for this numpty. 😂
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Whooo ….
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It’s kicking off
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Literally ☺️
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It’s like Northenders with gravy! 😂
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actually, we don’t know where they live yet, do we? We know there was a canal, sounds Northern to me.
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As Northern as clogs and Yorksher puddings!
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I used to have clogs, you know. Wooden. Mega useful around the house. Indestructible. Buggered if I knew where they are.
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So did I ! Bought them in France. I think mine were lost in the move.
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Thank goodness
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easy, tiger
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🤣🤣🤣
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They were comfortable!
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Cool 😁
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quite warm actually 🤣 You tended to wear them with mega-thick socks, just because wood against bare skin is ugh.
Actually, from that perspective, you, the person who loves winter, would get on well with them.
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No wood clogs for me no flip flops no socks in sandals for me
I do love winter and I am a sock freak 😁
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once you try ’em you’ll never look back!
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Nope not for me and no Crocs either 😁
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Cliffhanger !!! What a wild ride so far! What’s next Missus and Brenda dueling it out ?😁
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In the middle of the chippy? Surely not! Quel fromage!
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😂😂😂
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