inspired by Fandango’s One Word Challenge (FOWC) of 26 February 2022, harangue. And my poet buddy Hobbo just this morning published a limerick where the woman was from Peru, so I doff my cap to him, too, with this piece of utter nonsense.
A patisserie owner from Lima,
Had a dust-up with guy in Cortina,
When the chef got harangued,
He threw half a meringue,
And a bottle of vintage retsina.
Sorry about yesterday, I was “out of the office” most of the day.
Mister Bump 
Messy!
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There was a young girl from Peru,
Who noticed her lovers were few;
So she walked out her door
With a fig leaf, no more,
And now she’s in bed – with the flu.
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superb!
Or,
And now she’s in bed with one thousand, two hundred and thiry two 🤣
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😂
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Clever….
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Not mine I just found it
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Oh dear. At least you’re honest……
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It’s good. It’d be better if it rhymed with syphilis 🤣
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😂
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😂😂😂
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Brilliant.
My favourite limerick has to be:
There was on old man from Peru
Whose limerick stopped at line two…
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superb
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😂😂
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Chefs are a testy bunch 🤣🤣
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But with those steak knives, it’s best not to argue!
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Lethal weapons 😂
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Very good 👍🏻
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If your going to have a food fight might as well wash it down with something to drink.
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heehee.
Theere’s very little rhymes with cortina (which was a Ford car here) but fortunately, those that do are funny.
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