Lust at first sight

Clipart image of an old man with a cane

As old Grandpa looked past the steak pies,
Gazing wistfully into in her eyes,
When resistance was weak,
Felt a stab in his cheek,
As a splash of oil cut him to size.

This limerick may not make much sense on its own, but is the latest in a series. The others may be found here.


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