With old Grandpa now back on his feet,
Once again had to take a front seat,
Feeding time, almost crippled,
When a sprog chomped his nipple,
And poor Grandpa turned white as a sheet.
This limerick may not make much sense on its own, but is the latest in a series. The others may be found here.
Mister Bump 
What’s a sprog?
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child
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Am assuming,even from the US, a sprog is a baby or child, and since he has 3 one of them got him good!!
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got it in one!
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Grandpa, keep your shirt on!
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Sounds like there might be some insider knowledge there!
When we went to parenting classes with the NCT, the woman still breast-fed her 4yo, to get him to sleep at night. That all just sounded wrong.
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That’s completely ludicrous at 4-years old. I adopted my boys when they were 5 and 11, so I never had the “pleasure”.
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She reckoned it made him sleep. But yeah.
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The three should keep him entertained
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tired!
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😂😂
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I’m feeling this
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