inspired by Fandango’s One Word Challenge (FOWC) of 31 December 2021, brilliant.
My best friend had a lurcher named Soot,
Such a good team, they entered at Crufts,
While the handler was brilliant,
The dog wasn’t resilient,
And he pissed on the judge’s right foot.
Mister Bump 
One of our dogs did that 😁
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do they get marked down for it? I mean, surely it can’t be helped?
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No it was quite deliberate and we were asked to leave 😞
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sounds like oggy had some sense.
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My husband wasn’t pleased
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I bet he laughs about it now, though.
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Not quite
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Ahh brilliant Eddie would just run in circles and lift his leg at the podium 😂
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Eddie’s your brother, right?
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😂😂😂yeah right!
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😀
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“Judge not, lest ye be judged” … or something like that.
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Funny and educational. Me ‘n’ Dauphy didn’t know there was a wrong foot to piss on. Pettiquete is so complicated.
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🤣
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Poor judge
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Of bladders 😀
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Have you seen some of those women? They have legs like tree trunks, so it may have been a simple misunderstanding?
Naw, Eddie ( the little lamb) would just drag you through the course to finish quickly and enjoy himself madly while doing so 🙂
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Legs like tree trunks, huh? Maybe we should have got a dog.
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Just a saying we have here. People do have heavy calves.
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thick set? Yeah, we have those sayings, too.
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This is too funny Mr. Bump. Thanks for visiting. I have seen you following some of our mutual friends. Would welcome getting to read you more. Following you too as well now. Happy New Year!
🙏🌷
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I’m glad you enjoyed it, I generally just think, the funnier the better. I must admit I hadn’t seen your blog before but yes, I know Ingrid and a few of the other serious poets.
Doing these limericks is a great warm-up for my brain – they come live at 8 AM my time, so ideal. Happy New Year to you, too.
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