inspired by Fandango’s One Word Challenge (FOWC) of 17 December 2021, claim.
When my dad tried to claim the first prize,
Just to see who could eat the most pies,
He got to ninety-one,
Then his shirt popped undone,
And a dense fog came into his eyes.
The Contest
Mister Bump 
I think something more dramatic than fog would have happened….
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headstones?
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One big vomit…..
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Yeah, but I went there yesterday 🤣 Just spicing things up.
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That there is a lethal dose, i fear
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don’t worry, he’ll be back later. Literally. In about 3 hours!
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Oops 😁
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Give him a jug of single cream, he’ll be fine! 😂
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make it slide.
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🤣
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Ominous! Well done, Pete.
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Poor guy!
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hey, he volunteered to do it, not me!
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😁
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one would do me in. 🙂
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You’d have no chance.
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