Size Zero

When a girl with a taste for kinky,
Bought a new catsuit, black PVC,
Found the fit was too tight,
Getting on a big fight,
And a pig when she needed to pee.

Author: Mister Bump UK

Designed/developed large IT systems, interrupted by a stroke in 2016, aged 48. Now mix development of health-related software with voluntary work and writing. Married, with an estranged daughter. View all posts by Mister Bump UK

7 thoughts on “Size Zero”

Hobbo says:

16 December, 2021 at 15:53

😂 A super picture of Mrs B. BTW!

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1. Mister Bump UK says:
  
  16 December, 2021 at 16:45
  
  especially the “tight”
  
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  1. Hobbo says:
    
    16 December, 2021 at 19:29
    
    😂
    
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Michele Marsh says:

16 December, 2021 at 17:40

🤐🥴🍩🍫

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Nope, Not Pam says:

17 December, 2021 at 06:13

I think we’ve all been in that situation at one time, though not necessarily in PVC 🤣

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1. Mister Bump UK says:
  
  17 December, 2021 at 06:57
  
  Do you think I should make it leather next time?
  
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  1. Nope, Not Pam says:
    
    17 December, 2021 at 07:09
    
    🙂
    
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