Parental Advice

Clipart image of a rabbit.

My dad took me aside and said “Sonny,
You should write about cute, fluffy bunnies,
With your crass innuendos,
And hollow crescendos.”
Just a pity that rabbits ain’t funny!

Author: Mister Bump UK

Designed/developed large IT systems, interrupted by a stroke in 2016, aged 48. Now mix development of health-related software with voluntary work and writing. Married, with an estranged daughter.

12 thoughts on “Parental Advice”

  1. Rabbits are indeed funny. Well, peculiar. Which the likes of Bumper and Hobbs craftily massage with humor to prose. For instance, rabbits determined ruminants’ habit of belching-up (regurgitating) food to be re-chewed gross, so they devised a different way to maximize nutrient intake. (Look that one up. Brings new meaning to the slur, “eat shit.”) If you can’t humorize that, I’m the tooth faerie. Slick’n, sir. (Slick – neat, cool, clever, etc)

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