My dad took me aside and said “Sonny,
You should write about cute, fluffy bunnies,
With your crass innuendos,
And hollow crescendos.”
Just a pity that rabbits ain’t funny!
Parental Advice
Mister Bump
My "bump" was in 2016 when, aged 48, I suffered a stroke. This blog charts my recovery. (Header clipart licensed by pngguru.com.)
Mister Bump 
Rabbits are indeed funny. Well, peculiar. Which the likes of Bumper and Hobbs craftily massage with humor to prose. For instance, rabbits determined ruminants’ habit of belching-up (regurgitating) food to be re-chewed gross, so they devised a different way to maximize nutrient intake. (Look that one up. Brings new meaning to the slur, “eat shit.”) If you can’t humorize that, I’m the tooth faerie. Slick’n, sir. (Slick – neat, cool, clever, etc)
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I stand corrected!
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I adore Bugs Bunny.
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A loony tune, then?
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Completely.
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🤣….simply bonking all day in the sunny!
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More hop around please 😁
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I can almost do that!
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👍😁
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That was great, I had bunnies when the kids were growing. We thought they were two males … they weren’t 😁
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oh well I guess they learned moltiplication from it!
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😉
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