The queen belched during lunch,
And issued a royal pardon.
Making you groan… any day of the week!
The Thursday Groan
Mister Bump
My "bump" was in 2016 when, aged 48, I suffered a stroke. This blog charts my recovery. (Header clipart licensed by pngguru.com.)
Mister Bump 
About 6 AM where I live. Like to get my groaning over before the day begins.
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Oh well at least the day guaranteed to improve!
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money back guarantee?
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It’s 7:12 am by me very groanable but funny 😆
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Oh I hope I’m not setting you up for a fall!
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I hope not either 😂😂
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by the sounds of things it’s not going too badly 🤣
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😂😂
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It was probably the Arbroath kippers.
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I suspect with kippers she’d have gone straight for the upchuck 🤣
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It is 8:25 a.m. am drinking my coffee and no I did not spray my screen, I just smiled at the clever groan 😉 I always
prefer to read them first to start off my day. Clever!
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I can’t laugh while eating or drinking. Seriously, I choke! Just a stroke thing, I have to watch out if something funny comes on tv.
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🤣🤣 A member of the Queen’s Belch Division!
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Oh gosh you two should take it on the road 😁👍
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We’d have audiences crying out for less.
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😂😂nahh rather sold out every night
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hear that, hobbo? Money-making opportunity!
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Imagine the possible skits you two could dream up 😁
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Did she say, execute me, instead?
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Hmm… Executed for belching? I don’t think I’d fancy eating supper in your place!
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Yeah, it can be intense. You can’t even imagine what would happen if you passed gas. 😂
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Blame it on the cat? Works for me!
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That was terrible 😁
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…then you’ll love today’s 🤣
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