Thought I’d pose a riddle today.
Q.
What has four legs but just one foot?
A.
A bed.
Making you groan… any day of the week!
The Tuesday Groan
Mister Bump
My "bump" was in 2016 when, aged 48, I suffered a stroke. This blog charts my recovery. (Header clipart licensed by pngguru.com.)
Mister Bump 
hmmm ok, but I missed my groaning groan. I guess that can make me groan but its a riddle. It’s logic you need
to figure out. Groans no figuring they just are that bad 🙂
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I’m sure you could turn that into a limerick if you tried, Pete.
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yeah, just fancied something different today.
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Yup great challenge!
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👍
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Imma buck the trend. I’ve no problem with you departure here. I deal with this humor all the time, with and without occasional groans – from the grands. You stay at it, dewd. Imma not poking the like icons any more; I’ll comment when you jab me with an exceptional piece. Not visiting every day, but always reading when I do visit.
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No worries. Nobody’s counting.
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If it was three legs and one foot, I’d have known right away it was a man, as well, most have the other foot squarely planted in their mouths. 😂
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They do it deliberately, you know, to wind women up.
And the best thing… it works!
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Oh, I truly love your response! Well done! You have lightened-up my day.
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Can’t hear you must be the muffling of toes in mouth.
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Or maybe you can’t hear me over the rattle of that chain attaching you to rhe sink?
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I’ve almost got it jimmied. Been picking it for years.
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Want to borrow my bolt cutters?
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You’ve had those the whole time haven’t you? 😉
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Saving for the right moment.
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Choices!
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I been picking something for years, too, and the doctor says I ought to stop.
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Nice departure today 😁
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did you know it?
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Oh, I want a flash fiction. Something to make me smile. Caterpillars in bed socks, Awake all night dreaming of socks. Knitted by butterflies, who despise, those who tell them lies. Random, hey? 😁
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Heehee. You should write that!
Funnily enough I wrote some flash this morning, but didn’t attempt humour. I kinda wrote it deliberately as if we were watching a movie unfold. First time I tried that.
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Oh, is that the post which just went up? That worked really well
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Thanks. I deliberately wrote short sentences, quite punchy, to keep it moving. “In real life” it probably all happened within 10s.
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Don’t know about that. When the police raided the place across the road we all stood and watched on our porches. It took ages
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