Designed/developed large IT systems, interrupted by a stroke in 2016, aged 48. Now mix development of health-related software with voluntary work and writing.
Married, with an estranged daughter.
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18 thoughts on “The Wednesday Groan”
With these you are perilously close to a six-word story. Enjoying these little gems. Though I must now avoid coffee and wet cereal whilst at my daily visits with Bumper and Hobbs.
Oh, I do hope he approves.
Why not also tell him about the exhausted kangaroo which ended up out of bounds? Oh, and if he can work out how to put it into a haiku, I’d be interested.
😊 I think the kangaroo is a leap too far. He has ADHD, autism, and he’s dyslexic. But he loves to laugh. And anything to do with Star Wars. I think he might like the puffin joke though. I’ll let you know what he thinks.
Mister Bump 
With these you are perilously close to a six-word story. Enjoying these little gems. Though I must now avoid coffee and wet cereal whilst at my daily visits with Bumper and Hobbs.
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But actually that would be quite funny. Noting it for a limerick…
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I like this one. I shall retell it to my grandson.
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Oh, I do hope he approves.
Why not also tell him about the exhausted kangaroo which ended up out of bounds? Oh, and if he can work out how to put it into a haiku, I’d be interested.
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😊 I think the kangaroo is a leap too far. He has ADHD, autism, and he’s dyslexic. But he loves to laugh. And anything to do with Star Wars. I think he might like the puffin joke though. I’ll let you know what he thinks.
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lolol Thank goodness I didn’t take a gulp of my coffee or it would have wooshed out of my large beak.
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you are the second person today who mentioned drink. I hope I’m not responsible for anything!
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I am usually drinking coffee in the morning when I read this so, I should know not to sip anything before reading
your groans.. that one was good!!
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Not a double groan today must be over my head 🤔😂😂
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Puffing?
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Not in the right frame of mind I think for my groan yesterday
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Hope all okay.
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Hoping I’m not getting a head cold or worse.
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It’s the time of year, unfortunately. I worked for a long tim e in London and I stopped getting things like colds when I stopped using the Tube.
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I think it’s allergies but who knows
The Tube! I love the Tube 👏👏
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Eek! You can have it!
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I’ll take it!😁
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