Cutting the Chord

clipart of a tiger and a guitar

I’ve been a little concerned that people have been taking my limericks too seriously lately. Please stop!

A dolphin puffed deep on his spliff,
When a tiger approached for a sniff,
Who bemoaned lack of spots,
So they drew on some dots,
Then they jammed an incredible riff.

Oh gosh, it seems none of you poor people know what a spliff is!

Author: Mister Bump UK

Designed/developed large IT systems, interrupted by a stroke in 2016, aged 48. Now mix development of health-related software with voluntary work and writing. Married, with an estranged daughter.

28 thoughts on “Cutting the Chord”

  1. Michele had no idea what it was either. Never wanted to. (boring?) lol That one made me laugh, now how, pray tell, can you take a Limerick seriously? especially one like that.

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    1. oh, I don’t know. The one yesterday was pretty serious. But you can dress them up in humour. That’s what’s brilliant about writing fiction, too. If you’re minded, there are a million different ways of delivering a particular payload.


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