inspired by Fandango’s One Word Challenge (FOWC) of 31 August 2021, generate.
As the Second World War hit the pits,
Many plans to the Führer outwit,
But the plot most macabre,
To use poisoned rhubarb,
And to give poor old Adolf the shits.
This is something you probably all know, but because I don’t like rhubarb, I had to look it up. Rhubarb leaves contain oxalic acid, which is poisonous to us. One of the symptoms, apparently, is diarrhea.
It must be present in quite small quantities, though, because one of the sites I looked at estimates you’d have to eat about 7 lbs in a single sitting to receive a lethal dose.
Mister Bump 
Soak in water for a week until it’s completely disgusting. Superdooper insecticide.
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Oh good, I’m glad you weren’t planning on consuming the stuff.
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😂
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Another portion of crumble, Mein Fuhrer?
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I believe he was partial 🤣
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Not partial enough!
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He would’ve loved more time on the throne!
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heehee
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