On the music blog I co-host, Songshine Sounds, we challenged people to name the first single they ever bought.
Despite being ever so slightly embarrassed to admit it, my first single, aged ten, was this:
The folly of youth? I was ten, remember!
In later years, I was told that the guy (Father Abraham) was Dutch, so he probably spent his life stoned off his head. Consequently, singing tunes with a bunch of blue garden gnomes was probably nothing new to him!