inspired by Fandango’s One Word Challenge (FOWC) of of 4 May 2021, basic, and by the movie.
You would never believe, a deceiver,
She would give her admirers a fever,
She had lips to endear,
And had legs up to here,
And yet, under her bed was a cleaver.
Mister Bump 
Laugh aloud funny, and I love the cartoon of Mrs Bump!
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dark mood today!
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Okay!
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just kicked the cat!
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It could be a just in case cleaver. 🤣
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… and I thought my jokes were bad. Did you read the same book? 🤣
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This would also fit the Word of the Day challenge prompt “Barmecide”!
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I’ll take your word for it!
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Is she related to Lizzy?😂
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Haha! Wow, kiss me, love me, chop me, bin me, Lol. Love it!
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a cleaver’s nothing. i knew a woman who had a chainsaw under her bed. admittedly she was a farmer and it was a small house. but maybe this lass was a butcher and didn’t trust her staff with her best tool!
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Wouldn’t a chainsaw wake the neighbours?
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lol. not where she lived. it’s the bush. she’s a farmer. anyway, i didn’t say she intended it for late-night purposes. 🙂
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yup, that would work. Blame a dingo…
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