inspired by Fandango’s One Word Challenge (FOWC) of 20 April 2021, such.
One minute, he was seated in love mode,
Next, he dashed fot the loo, gonna explode.
But such was his state,
‘Cos those oysters he ate,
Had contained a mysterious payload
Dinner Date
Mister Bump 
Food poisoning!! Quick way to lose your … 🙂
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… stomach contents?
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Could be. Or just shit. 😉
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But I love oysters on the half shell!
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I’m noy sure how obtainable they are here. Certainly in France they are considered a delicacy. I can take em or leave em.
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Oh, bloody hell! The parasites and bacteria in oysters are something rotten – poor guy!!
Nice one, Pete.
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Sometimes, love stinks.
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ain’t that the truth!
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