inspired by Fandango’s One Word Challenge (FOWC) of 31 March 2021, note.
Patrick McGinty, an Irishman of note,
Fell in for a fortune and thought he’d have a goat,
Said Paddy, “Now of goat’s milk, I will have me fill”,
But when he got the nanny home, he found it was a bill.
Straight away, this is not mine. This is part of an Irish folk song I learned as a boy. Here it is, the best audio version I could find, performed by a superb Irish performer, the late, great Val Doonican.
Mister Bump 
I remember the song.
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Me too! 😁
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Old age eh!😂
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Yep! 🤣
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It sounds like something you would write though! 🙂
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I wish.
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