inspired by Fandango’s One Word Challenge (FOWC) of 20 March 2021, petulant.
In our household, the bust-ups are rife,
Must report a fresh row with my wife,
In her petulant manner,
She picked up the hammer,
And I ran out the door, for my life.
Til Death Do Us Part
Mister Bump 
Ah, marriage! 😂
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nuff said!
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Ahhahaha! Wow after this last week of limericks I realise you must have a terrifying wife! This was so funny! Well done, Pete.
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safe bet. Reckon they are all terrifying!
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Hmm, I’m beginning to realise being single’s not so bad after all! Hope you’re having a good weekend, Pete!
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Sorry, was just about to respond to you yesterday but got called away. Anyway… yeah! There are definite pros and cons!
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Good morning. No problem. – for sure there are pros and cons to everything I think.
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