inspired by Fandango’s One Word Challenge (FOWC) of 5 March 2021,therefore. This was quite a difficult one, as there are so many possibilities, but in the end this was inspired by a post I read a few days ago. All names have been changed to protect the not-so-innocent!
Drank a bottle of Riesling last night,
Therefore went to bed feeling quite tight,
This morning, in trouble,
I woke up seeing double,
I’ve another lined up for tonight
Mister Bump 
Perfect! Take out two glasses. You can get two bottles cold, though, no need to share that……
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Excellent. A socially-distanced piss up!
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This is great…lol Nice art too.
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I think he was just Pixabay.
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[…] honour of the hilarious Limericks created by Mr Bump on his wonderful WordPress Blog. I decided to try a Limerick of my own today. […]
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Haha! Who’s name was changed?
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almost 🤣
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😂
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Stick to red mate!
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Now, this is how to do a Limerick! Well done, Pete. This is fantastic!
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Thanks Mason
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You’re welcome, my friend.
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This is a truly awesome limerick indeed! Loved it.
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thanks, Astrid. Believe it or not it took ages today to come up with something. Sometimes I dash them out in five minutes.
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