Two warnings, actually, because this is a bit more crude that my usual attempts at poetry. So buyer beware. Inspired by Paula’s Thursday Inspo #95, where she prompts with this image:.
He had pissed off his girl in the ghetto,
So she hit him in groin with stiletto,
Got him right in the sac,
And his bollocks turned black,
And since then he’s been singing falsetto.
Hopefully the women out there, at least, are chuckling! (The men are probably wincing.)
Mister Bump 
Oh, I cannot help but chuckle here. You should step across the aisle more often. Nifty today; randy humor, mildly dark anecdote, what next?
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😂 I’m sure he deserved it 👠
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I bet that’s what she said too. You callous thing, you 🤣
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It depends what he did…
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Maybe you should post this lady’s picture in the post office as a warning?
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Oh! That must hurt. 😱
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You’ll have to try it on your husband one day, and ask him!
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Wahaha. Those are what we call, “precious cargo” — wont dare try 😂 😂 😂
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Bravissimo Pierre. No need for apologies. This one was laugh out loud funny. A smidgeon above your usual high standard even.
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Absolutely amazing! Truly laugh out loud funny indeed.
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I hope you didn’t disturb anybody! As you probably guessed, the prompt image was a pair of high heels.
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Giggles. He’s lucky she missed her target.
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I bet he feels lucky…
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Haha!
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No chuckling here, but a full-on belly laugh! BWAHAHAHHAHAA!!! And bravo! That limerick was PRICELESS and most excellently written! Gangrene of the nut. That had to really HURT!
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I’m starting to spot all the people who find this poor guy’s agony amusing!
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