inspired by Fandango’s One Word Challenge (FOWC) of 10 February 2021, planet.
An intrepid young boffin called Janet,
Had a brain that was size of a planet,
Putting nothing to waste,
She invented a paste,
That can’t combat tooth decay, can it?
Say Aah
Mister Bump 
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grinning 😉
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Nice one – this has great flow and humour! Toothpaste for me is a causer of tooth decay. My mother brushes her teeth twice a day with toothpaste and her teeth are rotten. I never brushed mine, I only use mouthwash and mine are white and fine. Go figure!
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toothpaste is another scam, I fear. My dentist once told me that the act of brushing (without toothpaste( was enough. I can imagine that a mouthwash will at least cover your whole mouth.
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Agreed, toothpaste doesn;t do half what they say it does for sure.
I like listerine I feel clean after a good gargle with that.
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