What Have I Done This Time?

When I first glanced at today’s FOWC prompt, I misread it, so double punishment today!

Not long married, my wife had let fly,
In my bath I just sat petrified,
She looked ever so smug,
as she pulled out the plug,
Leaving me and my duck high and dry.

Author: Mister Bump UK

Designed/developed large IT systems, interrupted by a stroke in 2016, aged 48. Now mix development of health-related software with voluntary work and writing. Married, with an estranged daughter. View all posts by Mister Bump UK

6 thoughts on “What Have I Done This Time?”

PaperKutzs says:

16 January, 2021 at 14:26

Quack

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lssattitudeofgratitude says:

16 January, 2021 at 14:30

Hahaha

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Hobbo says:

16 January, 2021 at 14:55

😂😂 Is duck a typo?🙂

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1. Mister Bump UK says:
  
  16 January, 2021 at 15:01
  
  🤣
  
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Fandango says:

16 January, 2021 at 19:29

Smug/snug. Your confusion is understandable and the fact that it led to two limericks is a bonus!

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1. Mister Bump UK says:
  
  16 January, 2021 at 19:50
  
  Thanks.
  
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Although I currently volunteer for Age UK, and previously volunteered for the UK's Stroke Association, the views expressed in this blog are strictly my own. I am not a spokesperson for any organisation. I am based in the UK and the blog therefore has a UK bias - I've tried to use the Glossary to explain any terms which might be ambiguous, but if you think there is anything I've missed, please message me. Lastly, you'll find typos here, although I do my best to correct them. There are reasons for this, which you'll discover as you read.

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