inspired by Fandango’s One Word Challenge (FOWC) of 1 January 2021, adorn.
A woman who yearned something new,
Went and covered herself in tattoos,
Adorned head to toe,
She then put on a show,
Lines of customers paid just to view.
Eye Candy
Mister Bump
My "bump" was in 2016 when, aged 48, I suffered a stroke. This blog charts my recovery. (Header clipart licensed by pngguru.com.)
Mister Bump 
Excellent!
Is Mrs B. aware that you keep posting these provocative pictures of her?
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They are all modelled on her!
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I trust she gets a percentage!
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Every bloody day
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😂😂😂
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Unfortunately, being a female, she’ll want to have a completely new decor in a few years. But… 😉
(We’ve a forty-year-old friend who’s now slowly, painfully, removing all those ink designs he covered his arms with in his teenage years.)
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That was the thing that always put me off 🤣
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