My neice was a woman called Anne,
She decided to poison her man,
But she drank the wrong cup,
It all went tits up,
As she thoroughly muddled her plan.
There’s some more of this family nonsense here:
My neice was a woman called Anne,
She decided to poison her man,
But she drank the wrong cup,
It all went tits up,
As she thoroughly muddled her plan.
There’s some more of this family nonsense here:
Mister Bump 
A family called Bump is bound to be accident prone. Gormless as we say in Yorkshire. Another funny one. Well done!
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Lovely. Thankee for the smiles. Well, an out-loud chuckle, actually.
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Thanks. As always, more to come, no shortage of cousins but I’m running out of ways to die 🤣
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You’re clever, I trust you’ll come up with something new, exciting, gory, humorous, and mysterious.
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